Silver Is The New Beige, The Official Boring Color Of Everything We Loathe

My beloved daily driver was hit while parked on my street, so I’ve spent the past three weeks with a Buick Envision rental car instead. It had all the bells and whistles, only it was silver, and I kept losing it among all the other silver crossovers out there. What happened to painting your car a real color?
We used to mock beige as the ultimate sign that you’ve given up on life. It was the color so inoffensive, it became offensive in its own right. If you bought a car in beige, chances are you cared more about its resale value more than you cared to have fun with it, express yourself, or do anything unexpected or cool.
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